I Visited I Promise
Unbelievably, Dirk is more handsome IRL. And a terrible liar.
Unmatchable?!?!
Wherein I try online dating with disastrous results
Guess I’ll die single
I had a bad day the other day.Then I had too many margaritas. And…
Ghosting AKA…
GHOSTING BY ANY OTHER NAME…STILL HURTS
Bad Date #42-b
The saga continues!
Just when I think I’ll catch a break…
Lawn Chair Man
Life is funny
Zombie Hunter Type
Pretty sure I’d be an urban zombie hunter. Not so much into the rural…
Bad Date #42-a
So, just scheduling with this dude is FML
Snippet FTW
I love snippets. They make life so much easier.
Zombie or INFECTED
There are key differences. I’m so tired of hearing them get mixed up
Jones + Grape =
“Don’t long for the unripe grape.”
— Horace
Bad Date #41
Does good food make up for it?
Wind-Up designs
check it
Zombies in Public Domain
Newscaster: It has been established that persons who have recently died have been returning…
Meet Jones
the hermit crab
Bad Date #40
wash, rinse, repeat…
OG Zombies
Go in the Basement?!?
Bad Date #38
at this point, I’m just photographing food.
Bad Date #37-wtf
So — ever gone on a blind date, then realized 15 minutes into it…
Party on, Lovers
FR
Sentimental Me
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