Unbelievably, Dirk is more handsome IRL. And a terrible liar. ... >> more
Rants
Unmatchable?!?!
Wherein I try online dating with disastrous results ... >> more
Guess I’ll die single
I had a bad day the other day.Then I had too many margaritas. And then Jones-the-Crab decided I should try I-Promise... ... >> more
Bad Date #42-a
So, just scheduling with this dude is FML ... >> more
Snippet FTW
I love snippets. They make life so much easier. ... >> more
Zombie or INFECTED
There are key differences. I’m so tired of hearing them get mixed up ... >> more
Bad Date #41
Does good food make up for it? ... >> more
Bad Date #40
wash, rinse, repeat... ... >> more
Sentimental Me
Lyrics ... >> more