ConvoOver six billion searches, around the world, every day. It only took me four to prove something.
I Promise is a pack of liars.
Ironic, since they just accused me of lying about being rejected. But that’s what liars do, isn’t it? You know that slick building in the commercials? That’s home to a brokerage firm called Kaplan-Myers. Myers, coincidentally, is the maiden name of Dirk’s mother. Aren’t search engines cool?
It’s not their building, they just use it to look cool. They’re lying about everything. And here’s the fun part: they didn’t even get to know me before rejecting me. If they had, they wouldn’t have tried to pass off a bunch of brokers as programmers. Ties? Headsets? On programmers? Not in this country, pal.
But the clincher was a glass statue. A huge honor, really. Employee of the year. Lotus Corporation.
Only problem is, as any self-respecting geek could tell you, Lotus was bought by IBM in 1995. I doubt Dirk D. Detamore was employee of the year at 8, as gifted as he may be.
But that fourth search? Yep, Francesca Myers. Lotus Employee of the year, 1992.
So my question is, do you trust your love life to someone who doesn’t even bother to get to know you? Me, I’ll take my chances.
P.S., And while we’re speculating, I think Dirk is married. But why hide it? I’d rather know he found love, than to see under-dressed models hanging on him in every ad.
P.P.S. Against all laws of probability, if the cute guy in the waiting room is reading: I’d fish-wrangle again with you any time.
