Unbelievably, Dirk is more handsome IRL. And a terrible liar. ... >> more
Rants
Unmatchable?!?!
Wherein I try online dating with disastrous results ... >> more
Guess I’ll die single
I had a bad day the other day.Then I had too many margaritas. And then Jones-the-Crab decided I should try I-Promise... ... >> more
Zombie or INFECTED
There are key differences. I’m so tired of hearing them get mixed up ... >> more
Bad Date #41
Does good food make up for it? ... >> more
Zombies in Public Domain
Newscaster: It has been established that persons who have recently died have been returning to life and committing acts of murder. ... >> more
Bad Date #40
wash, rinse, repeat... ... >> more
OG Zombies
Go in the Basement?!? ... >> more
Party on, Lovers
FR ... >> more